Me: "Last night I dreamed that we went to a restaurant and you wouldn't let me order any food, so I got really mad at you."
Brandon: (with a funny little smile) "Are you ready to hear my dream?"
Brandon: "I dreamed that I found an old VHS tape titled 'Rebecca Black: Prophets Tell of Future Media.'"
Me: "What prophet was it?"
Brandon: "Joseph Smith."
Why didn't he warn us if he knew?!